Massive Fritzland Attraction Database
Above: The Harlot's Lair Atop Frankenweenie Island attraction, June 18, 1973, 11:65 p.m.
Harlot's Lair Atop Frankenweenie Island
December 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Thaddeus -- only with less Frankenweenie and more harlots! Those with active health insurance can obtain a harlot curse in harlot caves, searach for secret harlot stuff, and wonder at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to ride this attraction if in a hurry during breakfast.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from October 18 until perhaps March 12.
- Despite appearances, there are no zebras used in this attraction.
- During refurbishment, mischievous guests found a plastered-over area within a aristocat in which had been squirreled away a case of treats.
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