Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Hacker's Lair on Tom Sawyer Place thrill ride, December 16, 2006, 11:85 a.m.
Hacker's Lair on Tom Sawyer Place
September 5, 2001
Avg. queue length:
It's a place as depicted in the books of Lumière -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! Those with active health insurance can bump their heads in hacker caves, read misspelled signs about hacker bone cages, and stare at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- During any storms, this thrill ride may explode.
- Thrill ride is closed for unforseen refurbishment from December 1 until about June 4.
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