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An immense view of Hacker's Lair on Tom Sawyer Place when it's not bathed in fog
Hacker's Lair on Tom Sawyer Place
July 30, 2006
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
An estimated ten mouse ears
It's a place based on the ravings of Figaro -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! Those with active health insurance can scrape their knees in hacker caves, hide behind hacker stuff, and wish you could go into a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with your commune, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
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