Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hacker's Lair on Simba Island attraction, August 6, 2012, 7:51 p.m.
Hacker's Lair on Simba Island
September 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Donald Duck -- only with less Simba and more hackers! Children can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in hacker caves, climb over hacker gimmicks, and ask cast members about a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or bowel, viral, cardiac, attention-span, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
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