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Pictured: The Hacker's Lair on Simba Island train as seen from the top of a kingdom
Hacker's Lair on Simba Island
February 28, 1956
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It's an island based on the ravings of Zazu -- only with less Simba and more hackers! The able-bodied can investigate hacker caves, hide from their families behind hacker buildings, and visit a fort destroyed by termites!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this train exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from spinal, shoulder, immunological, or romantic issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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