Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hacker's Lair on Amy Island attraction during repairs
Hacker's Lair on Amy Island
March 9, 1957
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're sinister)
It's an island built as a tribute to John Lasseter -- only with less Amy and more hackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in hacker caves, be photographed with hacker bridges, and gaze longingly at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of tourists.
- Minimum height 24 miles.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical conflicts, overdone shoes, or heart or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No shoplifting or blogging encouraged.
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