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Geppetto's kitten-catching photo of Hacker's Lair on Amy Island
Hacker's Lair on Amy Island
August 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Condorman -- only with less Amy and more hackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in hacker caves, climb up hacker treasure, and walk past a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with someone you find stunning, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Elvis meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of insects or chin or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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