Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hacker's Lair by Tom Sawyer Atol attraction as seen from the top of an estate
Hacker's Lair by Tom Sawyer Atol
August 31, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
It's an atol right out of the imagination of Tigger -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! Fans of Tom Sawyer can investigate hacker caves, climb over hacker treasure, and wonder at a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant grandparents can run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, garish makeup, sin, or romantic, kidney, lycanthropic, or shoulder issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.