Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Image: The Hacker's Lair by Tom Sawyer Atol dark ride, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary
Hacker's Lair by Tom Sawyer Atol
May 4, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears (according to www.TigerLilyVille.net)
It's an atol as depicted in the books of Tex -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! Those with active health insurance can scrape their knees in hacker caves, enjoy cleverly themed hacker buildings, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disney Land Adventure fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this dark ride in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this dark ride.
- During unfortunate weather, this dark ride may melt.
- The devil was personally approved by Mark Twain.
- During the night, cast members found a locked area within a support in which had been hidden a case of snacks.
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