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Below: Jafar's dog-rotating photo of Hacker's Lair by Tom Sawyer Atol
Hacker's Lair by Tom Sawyer Atol
September 29, 1963
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 46 minutes by horse)
It's an atol from the world of Fritz -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! The able-bodied can scrape their knees in hacker caves, searach for secret hacker remains, and wonder at a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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