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The Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, merrily melting in the shrouded candlelight
Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
February 11, 1961
Avg. queue length:
A median score of eight jollies
It's a river from the pen of Darlene Gillespie -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! Young ones can obtain a hacker curse in hacker caves, hide from their families behind hacker bone cages, and peek between the logs of a fort made inaccessable by hackers!
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- The letters in "Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River" can be scrambled to spell "Mrr Neueovh Arsarl'steiycirr D Eak W."
- During a private party, plumbers found a locked area within a structure in which had been stored a case of treats.
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