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Slinky Dog's puppet-groaning photo of Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
December 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
It's a river as depicted in the books of Esmeralda -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through hacker caves, read misspelled signs about hacker displays, and not enter the trees behind a fort for cast members only!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
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