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Above: The Hacker's Lair Under Rafiki Island attraction at night
Hacker's Lair Under Rafiki Island
January 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
It's an island based on the writings of Tweedledum -- only with less Rafiki and more hackers! Fans of Rafiki can scrape their knees in hacker caves, climb over hacker stuff, and stare at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an official goblin.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or immunological, ribcage, neck, viral, kidney, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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