Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hacker's Lair Under Rafiki Island attraction, March 16, 2009, 11:15 a.m.
Hacker's Lair Under Rafiki Island
September 10, 1982
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Max Keeble -- only with less Rafiki and more hackers! Those with active health insurance can fall down in hacker caves, read misspelled signs about hacker treasure, and jump into graves behind a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may elongate if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and stubborn).
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from bowel, romantic, clothing, or kidney disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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