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Above: The Hacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, realistically fleeing in the fading park light
Hacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
September 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol as depicted in the books of Tarzan -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore hacker caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by hacker displays, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by hackers!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or clothing, social, ankle, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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