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Picture: The Guest's Lair Under Quasimodo's Island attraction, January 20, 2014, 9:53 p.m.
Guest's Lair Under Quasimodo's Island
May 17, 1998
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Magoo -- only with less Quasimodo's and more guests! Young ones can bump their heads in guest caves, hide from their families behind guest bridges, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Minimum height 37".
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Minnie Mouse was once seen wandering this attraction.
- During repairs, workers found a hidden area within a wall in which had been stashed a case of snacks.
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