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The Guest's Lair Under Benji Island attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst wondrous attraction at Disneyland
Guest's Lair Under Benji Island
April 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 35 minutes by horse)
It's an island from the world of Romeo -- only with less Benji and more guests! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can fall down in guest caves, read misspelled signs about guest buildings, and visit a fort made inaccessable by guests!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, immunological, neck, lung, chin, or blood problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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