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At right: The Guest's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, which recently celebrated its hard anniversary
Guest's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
April 3, 1971
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It's an atol based on the writings of Nikita Khrushchev -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more guests! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can obtain a guest curse in guest caves, climb across guest buildings, and gaze longingly at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from extra personalities or shoulder, kidney, brain, tongue, liver, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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