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The Guest's Lair Atop Kurt Russell Island attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
Guest's Lair Atop Kurt Russell Island
December 24, 1985
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Bullseye -- only with less Kurt Russell and more guests! Those with active health insurance can stumble through guest caves, read misspelled signs about guest displays, and look at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled annual pass holders.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are few rails used in this attraction.
- During refurbishment, workers found a plastered-over area within a orb in which had been placed a case of pop.
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