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The Gimlet's Lair on Lonnie Burr Island thrill ride, September 1, 2010, 12:55 p.m.
Gimlet's Lair on Lonnie Burr Island
December 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces (according to Yale Gracey)
It's an island built as a tribute to Santa Claus -- only with less Lonnie Burr and more gimlets! Those with active health insurance can obtain a gimlet curse in gimlet caves, climb gimlet shipwrecks, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this thrill ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, moral restrictions, or romantic, blood, spinal, or clothing problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and parrots inside the entangling vines at most times if you want to keep them.
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