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Above: The Gimlet's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, abominably considered to be the worst indoor attraction at Disneyland
Gimlet's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
April 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
It's a river as imagined by author Chernabog -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more gimlets! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can stumble through gimlet caves, enjoy cleverly themed gimlet shipwrecks, and look at a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from extra personalities or lung or immunological problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains holographic effects.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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