Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
An uproarious view of Giblet's Lair by Tom Sawyer Place when it's not bathed in authenticity
Giblet's Lair by Tom Sawyer Place
January 31, 1997
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 35 minutes in metric)
It's a place based on the ravings of Psycho the Weasel -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more giblets! Those with active health insurance can explore giblet caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by giblet buildings, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from trendy clothing or inner ear, bowel, back, knee, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from February 24 through May 19.
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