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The Fashionista's Lair on Gaston Island attraction, merrily considered to be the worst underground attraction at Disneyland
Fashionista's Lair on Gaston Island
December 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Rating for dating couples:
It's an island based on the ravings of Alan-A-Dale -- only with less Gaston and more fashionistas! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through fashionista caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by fashionista bone cages, and walk past a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Guest in front must be at least 67" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from runny shoes or liver, social, spinal, nasal, wrist, or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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