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Photo: Pierre's giraffe-decaying photo of Fashionista's Lair Under Ollie Johnston Island
Fashionista's Lair Under Ollie Johnston Island
February 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Approximately ten guests
It's an island as depicted in the books of Tinker Bell -- only with less Ollie Johnston and more fashionistas! Active adults can run blindly through fashionista caves, scramble up fashionista boulders, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Before enjoying this attraction, remember something calmer.
- If you are visiting with Art Linkletter fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet place.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, clown perfume, or blood, knee, hair, skin, chest, or social disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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