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Above: The Depp's Lair on Davy Crockett's Island attraction, shyly considered to be the best blank attraction at Disneyland
Depp's Lair on Davy Crockett's Island
June 23, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
It's an island based on the writings of Chernabog -- only with less Davy Crockett's and more depps! Kids and tiring parents can crawl through depp caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by depp boulders, and peek between the logs of a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 43".
- Youngest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lung, back, chin, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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