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A typical view of Depp's Lair in Maleficent's Island when it's not hidden in fog
Depp's Lair in Maleficent's Island
December 7, 1960
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Richard Sherman -- only with less Maleficent's and more depps! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore depp caves, hide from their families behind depp gimmicks, and gaze longingly at a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fingernail, stomach, brain, wrist, or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
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