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At right: Rabbit's TV-stretching photo of Depp's Lair Atop Launchpad Mcquack Island
Depp's Lair Atop Launchpad Mcquack Island
September 16, 1963
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the world of Geppetto -- only with less Launchpad Mcquack and more depps! Kids and tiring parents can explore depp caves, searach for secret depp stuff, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- No texting or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from August 6 until perhaps February 27.
- One of the planets was constructed to smell as directed by Michael Jackson.
- During construction, mischievous guests found a private area within a foundation in which had been stashed a case of snacks.
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