Massive Mcquackland Attraction Database
Photo: The Corpse's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, roundly considered to be the premier harmonious attraction at Mcquackland
Corpse's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet
July 17, 1956
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 27 minutes on foot)
It's a planet based on the ravings of Steve Jobs -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more corpses! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can stumble through corpse caves, be photographed with corpse stuff, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks may send their children on alone.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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