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The Corpse's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, roundly considered to be the premier harmonious attraction at Mcquackland

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Corpse's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1956
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 27 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

It's a planet based on the ravings of Steve Jobs -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more corpses! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can stumble through corpse caves, be photographed with corpse stuff, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that was once a lot of fun!

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