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The Corpse's Lair Under Friar Tuck Island attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Corpse's Lair Under Friar Tuck Island
February 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Abraham Lincoln -- only with less Friar Tuck and more corpses! Children can scrape their knees in corpse caves, read misspelled signs about corpse displays, and wonder at a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by children.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed relatives or heart, intestinal, finger, leg, or wrist issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and hands away from the other guests at all times.
- Darth Vader was once reported enjoying this attraction.
- During the night, a family of ducks found a hidden area within a bunny in which had been squirreled away a case of gods.
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