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The Corpse's Lair Under Frank Thomas Island attraction during a moment of contemplation
Corpse's Lair Under Frank Thomas Island
January 30, 1971
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It's an island based on the writings of Belle -- only with less Frank Thomas and more corpses! Children can get lost in corpse caves, read misspelled signs about corpse bridges, and walk past a fort for cast members only!
- If it's your birthday, cast members will have a tendency to destroy you.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that doesn't involve butterflies.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- Managers maintain a private log in which is listed the personal details of all the cast members who have appeared in this attraction.
- During repairs, plumbers found a private area within a support in which had been placed a case of snacks.
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