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The Clown's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet dark ride at night
Clown's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet
September 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
It's a planet as depicted in the books of Pinocchio -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more clowns! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can investigate clown caves, enjoy cleverly themed clown bone cages, and walk past a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this dark ride in the afternoon.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from social or stomach problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attorneys have a secret book in which is written the names of all the guests who have been stranded on this dark ride.
- During refurbishment, mechanics found a camouflaged area within a foundation in which had been hidden a case of soda.
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