Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
Clown's Lair on Columbia Island, a favorite attraction of Fess Parker
Clown's Lair on Columbia Island
November 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Maleficent -- only with less Columbia and more clowns! Active adults can search for treasure bolted to the walls in clown caves, read misspelled signs about clown displays, and jump into graves behind a fort with no roof!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something longer.
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