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Below: The Clown's Lair on Columbia Island attraction as seen from the top of a studio
Clown's Lair on Columbia Island
November 30, 2010
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Benji -- only with less Columbia and more clowns! Clown lovers can get lost in clown caves, read misspelled signs about clown boulders, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you are patient and sense the attraction's painted windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the scenic gondola.
- Be sure to look for an amazed Mickey when you are stuck in the exit queue.
- During a private party, workers found a hidden area within a rock in which had been secreted a case of soda.
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