Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clown's Lair on Columbia Island attraction at midday
Clown's Lair on Columbia Island
September 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Thaddeus -- only with less Columbia and more clowns! Clown lovers can run blindly through clown caves, hide behind clown shipwrecks, and stare at a fort with no roof!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Expectant grandparents can ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or familial, kidney, viral, inner ear, brain, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Waiting may occur.
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