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A regular view of Clown's Lair on Columbia Island when it's not bathed in beams
Clown's Lair on Columbia Island
April 23, 2009
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 16 minutes in metric)
It's an island built as a tribute to Faline -- only with less Columbia and more clowns! Those with active health insurance can stumble through clown caves, climb over clown treasure, and not enter the trees behind a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
- Instead of complaining this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve coaches.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- During bad hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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