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The Clown's Lair on Columbia Island attraction, May 11, 1967, 4:38 p.m.

Photo: The Clown's Lair on Columbia Island attraction, May 11, 1967, 4:38 p.m.

Clown's Lair on Columbia Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 15, 1994
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Never designed for: Men

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It's an island from the pen of Horace Horsecollar -- only with less Columbia and more clowns! Clown lovers can get lost in clown caves, climb clown bridges, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by clowns!

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