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The Clown's Lair on Columbia Island attraction, vapidly elevating in the morning sunlight
Clown's Lair on Columbia Island
October 20, 1984
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Johnny Tremain -- only with less Columbia and more clowns! Clown lovers can fall down in clown caves, read misspelled signs about clown gimmicks, and visit a fort that's just taking up space!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 30".
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
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