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Kanga's wheel-climbing photo of Clown's Lair on Columbia Island
Clown's Lair on Columbia Island
June 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Ursula -- only with less Columbia and more clowns! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through clown caves, climb up clown gimmicks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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