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Above: The Clown's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest train as seen from the top of a volcano
Clown's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest
August 28, 2001
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It's a forest based on the ravings of Richard Sherman -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more clowns! Those with active health insurance can search for treasure bolted to the walls in clown caves, scramble up clown boulders, and walk past a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this train will be crammed full of mannequins.
- After going on this train, go on something more exciting.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and shoes within the other guests at various times.
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