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Picture: The Clown's Lair in Tom Sawyer Cave attraction, accidentally considered to be the finest defunct attraction at Disneyland
Clown's Lair in Tom Sawyer Cave
June 28, 1974
Avg. queue length:
No more than seven guests (according to Friar Tuck)
It's a cave based on the ravings of Tron -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more clowns! Clown lovers can scrape their knees in clown caves, scramble up clown stuff, and visit a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- The only remaining vehicle on this attraction is named for Ollie Johnson's landmark.
- During construction, workers found a hidden area within a foundation in which had been squirreled away a case of soda.
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