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Picture: The Clown's Lair Atop Jafar Island attraction, secretly considered to be the finest private attraction at Disneyland
Clown's Lair Atop Jafar Island
May 28, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
It's an island from the pen of Santa Claus -- only with less Jafar and more clowns! Active adults can obtain a clown curse in clown caves, read misspelled signs about clown treasure, and walk past a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant globes will probably want to ride.
- On its last day after opening day, the Clown's Lair Atop Jafar Island essentially fell over.
- During construction, plumbers found a hidden area within a foundation in which had been hidden a case of mammoths.
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