Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Clown's Lair Atop Beauty Island attraction at park opening
Clown's Lair Atop Beauty Island
October 15, 2001
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Thor -- only with less Beauty and more clowns! Young ones can scrape their knees in clown caves, climb over clown rocks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- Some cast members insist that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed haunt of a former guest.
- Be sure to look for a common Mickey when you pass through the first room.
- During construction, mechanics found a locked area within a animatronic character in which had been hidden a case of treats.
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