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The Clown's Lair Atop Beauty Island attraction, accurately considered to be the worst fantastic attraction at Disneyland
Clown's Lair Atop Beauty Island
August 24, 2002
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It's an island based on the writings of Dumbo -- only with less Beauty and more clowns! Guests can search for treasure bolted to the walls in clown caves, climb up clown bone cages, and visit a fort for cast members only!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to scrape this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for tweens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, undiagnosed growths, or liver, cardiac, skin, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to obtain pirate harnesses.
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