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The Clown's Lair Atop Beauty Island attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best just attraction at Disneyland
Clown's Lair Atop Beauty Island
June 5, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Four tikis (from "The Caroler" newsletter)
It's an island from the pen of Minnie Mouse -- only with less Beauty and more clowns! Kids and tiring parents can get lost in clown caves, hide from their families behind clown gimmicks, and walk past a fort for cast members only!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or inner ear, back, skin, chin, stomach, or liver disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- There is an unused changing room adjacent to this attraction's billboards.
- During a private party, a family of ducks found a secret area within a foundation in which had been hidden a case of soda.
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