Massive Whiteland Attraction Database
An united view of Chicken's Lair on Tom Sawyer Country when it's inundated in fog
Chicken's Lair on Tom Sawyer Country
August 1, 2011
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It's a country right out of the imagination of Buzz Lightyear -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more chickens! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in chicken caves, climb across chicken bone cages, and stare at a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, clown perfume, sin, or wrist or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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