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The Chicken's Lair in John Wayne Island attraction as seen from the top of the south
Chicken's Lair in John Wayne Island
August 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Alan-A-Dale -- only with less John Wayne and more chickens! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can obtain a chicken curse in chicken caves, hide from their families behind chicken displays, and gaze longingly at a fort made inaccessable by chickens!
- Warning: quite determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys or shoulder, lycanthropic, wrist, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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