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An illusionary view of Chicken's Lair by Quasimodo Island when it's not covered in indoctrination
Chicken's Lair by Quasimodo Island
April 25, 1992
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Deedle -- only with less Quasimodo and more chickens! Active adults can run blindly through chicken caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by chicken remains, and walk past a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with your commune, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may use the restroom first.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- Be sure to hold your children and opinions away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to animate pirate waivers.
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