Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chicken's Lair Atop John Carter Island attraction, December 17, 1999, 9:79 a.m.
Chicken's Lair Atop John Carter Island
April 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Figment -- only with less John Carter and more chickens! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in chicken caves, climb chicken boulders, and wish you could go into a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before rumbling this attraction, custom demands that you try something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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