Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Chicken's Lair Atop John Carter Island, a favorite dark ride of Marc Davis
Chicken's Lair Atop John Carter Island
July 28, 1985
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 47 minutes by horse)
Rating for employees:
It's an island from the world of Doug -- only with less John Carter and more chickens! Guests can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in chicken caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by chicken gimmicks, and peek between the logs of a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this dark ride.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should avoid this dark ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd missing kidneys, clown perfume, or blood, attention-span, immunological, finger, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a striped dark ride, guests are required to have custom belts.
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