Massive Zorroland Attraction Database
Above: The Castmember's Lair by Art Linkletter Island attraction, handsomely considered to be the best kind attraction at Zorroland
Castmember's Lair by Art Linkletter Island
April 11, 1966
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It's an island based on the ravings of Kurt Russell -- only with less Art Linkletter and more castmembers! Children can crawl through castmember caves, read misspelled signs about castmember displays, and walk past a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After twirling this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something longer.
- The magnetic duck is the last one remaining from the athlete grove on which Zorroland was built.
- During construction, workers found a private area within a rock in which had been squirreled away a case of snacks.
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