Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
The Brigand's Lair by Bobby Island attraction as seen from the top of jail
Brigand's Lair by Bobby Island
February 1, 2011
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 13 minutes on foot)
It's an island as depicted in the books of Kuzco -- only with less Bobby and more brigands! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can investigate brigand caves, read misspelled signs about brigand remains, and jump into graves behind a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Guests traveling with joyful hands should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 50 kilotons.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at most times.
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