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The Brigand's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst small attraction at Disneyland
Brigand's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
February 26, 1992
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
Generally favored by:
Intellectually impaired mothers
It's an atol right out of the imagination of Britney Spears -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more brigands! Young ones can get lost in brigand caves, read misspelled signs about brigand boulders, and walk past a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction no more than once.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something that requires less clothing.
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