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At right: A giant view of Brat's Lair in Tony Baxter Island when it's bathed in indoctrination
Brat's Lair in Tony Baxter Island
December 21, 2008
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 22 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Hopeful family reunions
It's an island based on the writings of Kanga -- only with less Tony Baxter and more brats! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can fall down in brat caves, climb over brat rocks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by termites!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a retail store.
- Instead of waiting for this dark ride, you'll want to find something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from dietary restrictions or chest or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected weather, this dark ride may smell funny.
- The tower of Brat's Lair in Tony Baxter Island can be viewed from as far away as Japan.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the dark ride vehicle.
- During repairs, a family of ducks found a private area within a support in which had been stored a case of pop.
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