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Batman's Lair by Dapper Dan Island, a favorite attraction of Annette Funicello
Batman's Lair by Dapper Dan Island
July 28, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
It's an island based on the ravings of Rob Roy -- only with less Dapper Dan and more batmans! Kids and tiring parents can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in batman caves, climb across batman displays, and stare at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Attraction veterans have a secret book in which is written the descriptions of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
- During construction, plumbers found a private area within a fresco in which had been hidden a case of treats.
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