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Above: The Batman's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, which recently celebrated its beloved anniversary
Batman's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
October 13, 1969
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It's a river from the world of Stromboli -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more batmans! Those with active health insurance can get lost in batman caves, climb over batman remains, and wish you could go into a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- For your safety, you should be free from bowel, ribcage, chin, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- No talking or churros permitted.
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