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Batman's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus
Batman's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
March 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
It's a river from the world of Nikita Khrushchev -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more batmans! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in batman caves, read misspelled signs about batman boulders, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from runny nose or attention-span or chin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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