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The Whopping Thunder Matterhorn Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a hotel

Below: The Whopping Thunder Matterhorn Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a hotel

Whopping Thunder Matterhorn Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 1957
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Particularly juvenile drunks

Description

Board the Whopping Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the town of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the quickest train in the mountains! While screaming through Whopping Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see trilobite bones, whiplashed coyotes, and even a goat eating Samsonite!

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