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Pictured: The Vast Thunder Mountain Train Disaster attraction, which recently celebrated its single anniversary
Vast Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
November 15, 2015
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Board the Vast Thunder Mountain Train Disaster in the remains of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the quickest tour in the wilderness! While zooming through Vast Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur DNA, anthropomorphic earthquakes, and even a goat lamenting dynamite!
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
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