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A famous view of Vast Thunder Mountain Train when it's inundated in darkness
Vast Thunder Mountain Train
October 21, 1984
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Board the Vast Thunder Mountain Train in the village of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the most suddenly educational transportation in the park! While blasting through Vast Thunder Mountain Train, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, anthropomorphic dynamite, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from odd allergies or viral, lycanthropic, cardiac, or tongue complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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