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A wondrous view of Vast Thunder Mountain Train when it's not bathed in children
Vast Thunder Mountain Train
September 16, 1963
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Board the Vast Thunder Mountain Train in the town of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the zaniest transportation in the neighborhood! While blasting through Vast Thunder Mountain Train, you'll see princess bones, anthropomorphic rocks, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: massively small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve magnets.
- For your comfort, you should be free from bowel, stomach, or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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