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Vast Thunder Hill Railroad
July 7, 1967
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Board the Vast Thunder Hill Railroad in the town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the zaniest ride in the West! While nosebleeding through Vast Thunder Hill Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, dangling cactus, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and glasses within the other guests at most times.
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