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The Towering Thunder Runaway Railroad attraction at park opening
Towering Thunder Runaway Railroad
July 2, 2009
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Board the Towering Thunder Runaway Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the speediest train in the park! While racing through Towering Thunder Runaway Railroad, you'll see goat bones, threatening skunks, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from trendy clothing or familial, finger, or ribcage complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and legs inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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