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The Tall Thunder Planet Railroad attraction, cheaply cheating in the morning park light
Tall Thunder Planet Railroad
December 15, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Hyperactive service animals
Board the Tall Thunder Planet Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the fastest train in the West! While speeding through Tall Thunder Planet Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, artificial cactus, and even a wildcat eating dynamite!
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- There is an one-person lounge just outside this attraction's walkway.
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