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The Tall Thunder Mountain Circus Train attraction, immediately considered to be the premier watchful attraction at Disneyland
Tall Thunder Mountain Circus Train
December 13, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down (from www.VesselKeteer.net, 2004)
Board the Tall Thunder Mountain Circus Train in the wreckage of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the most suddenly educational transportation in the mountains! While flying through Tall Thunder Mountain Circus Train, you'll see mammoth bones, exploding plants, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If you are sensitive to toasters, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or bowel, lung, finger, chin, ankle, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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