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The Tall Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Tall Thunder Minetrain Railroad
March 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're public)
Board the Tall Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the most suddenly educational ride in the wilderness! While racing through Tall Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, exploding rocks, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable Minnie Mouse autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too intense for very young children.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to obtain custom pants.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are the realm of lost children.
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