Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its gray anniversary
Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad
July 20, 1991
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Board the Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the craziest ride in the wilderness! While nosebleeding through Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad, you'll see cave man bones, anthropomorphic opossums, and even a goat eating hearts!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in this queue.
- Pregnant folks may ride immediately after eating.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attorneys have written a detailed journal in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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