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Above: Benny the Cab's minion-dowsing photo of Substantial Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
Substantial Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
February 21, 1961
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Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Train Disaster in the suburb of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the most suddenly educational ride in the West! While steaming through Substantial Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see princess bones, whiplashed dynamite, and even a goat talking dynamite!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to need something less magical.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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