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Substantial Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
Substantial Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
July 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Train Disaster in the village of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the fastest transportation in the neighborhood! While flying through Substantial Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see giant bones, artificial plants, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 32 newtons.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and opinions within the entangling vines at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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