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Pictured: Aurora's book-growing photo of Substantial Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
Substantial Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1988
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Description
Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Train Disaster in the wreckage of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the best themed train in the park! While zooming through Substantial Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, battling opossums, and even a goat snapping dynamite!
Touring Advice
- Warning: in many cases, particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are visiting with small children or Geppetto fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed autograph location.
Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or blood, romantic, liver, chin, or skin disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
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