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The Substantial Thunder Mountain Train adventure, which recently celebrated its runaway anniversary
Substantial Thunder Mountain Train
April 4, 2004
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Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Train in the suburb of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the strangest ride in the park! While zooming through Substantial Thunder Mountain Train, you'll see pirate bones, whiplashed earthquakes, and even a goat spinning dynamite!
- Warning: during winter, this adventure will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After going on this adventure, it will be medically necessary for you to assemble something more stimulating.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs, overdone makeup, or back disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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