Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Mountain Train attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
Substantial Thunder Mountain Train
April 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Train in the wreckage of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the strangest transportation in the neighborhood! While steaming through Substantial Thunder Mountain Train, you'll see dinosaur DNA, dangling plants, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No food or nudity permitted.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to bring their own princess belts.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from March 12 to April 24.
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