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Above: A LEGO view of Substantial Thunder Mountain Train when it's not shrounded in fog
Substantial Thunder Mountain Train
January 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Train in the town of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the zaniest transportation in the wilderness! While speeding through Substantial Thunder Mountain Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, foam earthquakes, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to pick on you.
- After enjoying this ride, you might find it pleasant to experience something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During inclement rainfall, this ride may melt.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and mirrors inside the vehicle at most times.
- Some historians imagine that this ride is haunted by the restless ghost of a former cast member.
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