Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Substantial Thunder Mountain Train attraction, which recently celebrated its deep anniversary
Substantial Thunder Mountain Train
September 25, 1986
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Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Train in the wreckage of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the least likely transportation in the neighborhood! While zooming through Substantial Thunder Mountain Train, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, falling cactus, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Contains exploding effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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